Saturday, June 6, 2009

M****le W**p Clarification

M****le W**p is a sin and an abomination. If you eat it you will spend extra time in purgatory. If you prefer it over Hellman's you will go to hell. That is all.

8 comments:

Wormwood's Doxy said...

Sorry, Roseann--but mayonnaise (and any facsimile thereof) is of the devil. Brand names do not change this fact.

Mustard will never give you food poisoning. Nuff said. (I won't even mention what mayo looks like...)

Sincerely,
Doxy

Being Peace said...

You must be a Yankee

Wormwood's Doxy said...

You bite your tongue, missy! I was born and reared in Memphis, TN. ;-)

Being Peace said...

The don't disrespect mayonnaise. I like mustard too but may is the ultimate southern condiment.

susan s. said...

I was brought up in Middle Tennessee. Most people ate what was referred to as Salad Dressing. My mother was not buying Mayonnaise because it was 'too expensive.' Lots of stuff was too expensive for our household... I never tasted the real stuff until I was grown...

EY said...

So I told The Boy about your post. Now he wants to MAKE mayo. I understand from all the foodie rags that Hellman's is darn good, especially compared to home made. So if we make mayo, I'm bringing some of it to you....because I ain't going to be eating it. I'll have lovely ham and M****** W*** sandwiches in purgatory. (please note, that while I don't like mayo, I have no problems with other people enjoying it to their heart's content. It's kinda like gay marriage...not for me, but if it trips your trigger, I'm all for it.)

Lindy said...

I eat M****** W*** when I am hanging out with my hillbilly cousins but at home I do prefer to "whip" up my own, or eat Hellman's.

One wonders what Doxy eats on her french fries. Mustard? Oy...

Wormwood's Doxy said...

Ketchup, of course! ;-)

(Although plain ol' salt and pepper is fine too...)