Tuesday, January 13, 2009

11 Reasons Dogs are Better Than Children

(1) eat less;

(2) don't ask for money all the time;

(3) are easier to train;

(4) normally come when called;

(5) never ask to drive the car;

(6) don't hang out with drug users;

(7) don't smoke or drink;

(8) don't want to wear your clothes;

(9) don't have to buy the latest fashions;

(10) don't need a gazillion dollars for college; and

(11) if they get pregnant, you can sell their children!

1 comment:

suzanne said...

Good one. This gave me a good laugh.